Bring me Idun, and her magical fruits that keep the Gods looking so youthful
Loki grabbed a rope, tied one end to a goat and the other end to his, erm… manhood. What followed was one of the most painful games of tug of war that anyone has ever witnessed
Before the world is here, before grass, or sand, or cool waves, there is only fire, and ice, and the gap.
Thor’s hammer was lost. Well, when I say lost, I mean Loki had ‘misplaced’ it – with a giant